Derp Face

The Derp face is a feature that distinguishes Derplings from humans. As recorded throughout history, all Derplings have this face. It is impossible, according to multiple studies across the Derpy Dimension, for a Derpling to have no face, and only one Derpling has succeeded in the removal of it; however, this was considered an act of war and also lead to a new species, humans.

The Derp face resembles a ":3" emoticon. Many have wrongly named it the "anime face", "kawaii face", or "cat face". These are all incorrect and are false rumours spread by humans working for the now-dead human ruler. The Derp face usually has two eyes and a mouth that looks like a three. Some have described it as the "colon-three face".

The Derp face serves as the defining feature of Derpification. When someone is Derpified, it is always required for them to have their face melted and replaced with the Derp face. The Derp face serves as verification for many things, including access to Waffle Planes and almost everything else in the Derpy Dimension.

History
The origins of the Derp face have never been scientifically confirmed; however, the creator of the Derpy Dimension has said he created it when he created the Derpy Dimension. It is fabled that he tested out many different faces but only found this face beautiful. The three resembles everything great about everything! Who couldn't love the :3 face? :3